Sit down! Shut up! Francis, get that chewing gum out of your ear!
Look, I do know it’s good exterior and also you wanna get outta right here, however SETTTLE THE HELL DOWN.
Good..
Okay, now, I’m happy to current you with a quiz. As all the time, examine the merchandise, assume, and click on in your reply. In the event you’re proper you’ll understand it, and when you’re mistaken you’ll see science.
Thanks very a lot for studying, and journey protected, as a result of when you’re achieved with this you may go get your bike and play exterior.
Love,
–Tan Tenovo
1. Digital shifting is significantly better than mechanical shifting as a result of when the battery in your digital derailleur dies mid-race you may try to alter it whereas descending at excessive velocity, whereas mechanical shifting is so primitive it doesn’t even have batteries!
2. The great outdated threaded backside bracket is lastly again, solely now the threads are:
3. In accordance with one professional it takes all the nation of Ecuador 9 months to supply and export the variety of bananas equal to what the 5 Boro Bike Tour makes use of in a single day.
[Anti-idling advocate and avid toilet flusher George Pakenham]
4. Based mostly on the alleged success of its anti-idling program, New York Metropolis now desires to pay you to report:
[To experience the hammock just slip your hand right under the power band and initiate forceful squeezing.]
5. How do Trickstuff Commonplace pads begin to diverge a bit from sintered Shimanos in high-intensity braking?
6. What sort of bike did David Byrne journey to the Met Gala?
[“You have stolen my dreams and my childhood and my lugs with your empty words.”]
7. How dare you! We’re at first of a mass extinction. The ____________________________ are disappearing!
***Particular Security-Themed Bonus Video!***
Fairly certain I’ve proven this earlier than however it deserves an encore. Additionally, I actually need that jersey.
